A Thing of Beauty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
coleycannoli
weallendor

The tols Vs. The smols

thefreakhasgreeneyes

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

mcsquigly

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

wolfpratt

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proof

greatbigouterspacedunce

now this makes so much sense

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Originally posted by destroythesith

ragedizzy

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IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

thebibliosphere

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

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*scREAMING*

awordfitlyspoken
Find someone who comes to see you when you’re sick even when they know they’re gonna get it too. Find someone who lets you fall asleep in their lap and brings you cough drops and carries you to bed after you’re too tired to move. Find someone who looks at you when you’re miserable and need a shower with dark rings under your eyes and says ‘Hello you sexy thing’. Most of all, though, find someone who finds you.
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zynab1929

you say netflix i say the operá you say pizza i say ortolans you say touching butts i say dying on the steps of the cathedral your noble ancestors built in 1257 chanting a forgotten prayer as you lie on the stone steps clutching your bloodstained velvet cloak 99.8% of teens have been bewitched by netflix pizza butts reblog if you’re one of the 0.2% who prefer extravagant deaths and fear the lord

So I got a new puppy

and she’s hella cute, right? Pittie mix, all white, a babe. My friend went with me when I took her to Petco for the first time, and he was super tired because he works night shift. We’re at a red light and he looks back at her and says, “She’s… Really cute…a-and…” I hear his voice start to crack. I look over and ask if he’s okay, he’s still going, “I just want to cuddle her so badly!” He bites his lip, gulps a little and then HE FREAKING STARTS CRYING WHILE STILL GOING ON ABOUT HOW CUTE SHE IS.
My dog made someone cry because she was that cute.

Pittiemix puppies puppystories lol dogstho

So my dad isn’t great with technology

and one day I came upstairs and found him holding the computer monitor on its side. I asked what the heck he was doing and he turns around looking really startled and says, “Well… I wanted to look at the picture sideways but I don’t really know how….”

… he turned the moNITOR SIDEWAYS BECAUSE HE COULDN’T FIND THE BUTTON TO ROTATE THE PICTURE I DIED LAUGHING

I died laughing rofl hilarious things dads do technology tech issues I love that man dad things tumblr humor lol